I got this via snail mail the other day: The Amish Virus You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files on your hard drive. Then forward this message to everyone in your address book. Thank thee. Jebedia...

The Exploitative Business Owner A man owned a small business, and an agent from the state's employment office came for a surprise visit. "You say there's a problem here?" the boss inquired. "That's what we hear, sir," the agent said. "You are required by law to cooperate." "Whatever you boys need i...

A Dumb Blond? A lawyer and a blond woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blond is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fu...

Ventriloquist Rat A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The ra...

I will be posting various jokes and puns I've found over the years. Unfortunately, some are not G-rated, so I will have to be careful what I post in here. :shock: The Talking Horse A man was driving through west Texas one evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for hours. Suddenly ...

For the past couple of days I feel like I've been the only one in the forum. It may be that many of those who play the game don't realize that the forum even exists! They are so focused on playing the game that they don't even notice the links at the bottom of the game screen. That's called tunnel v...

OK, solved this one myself. There are no planting squares on the iPad or smaller; there are planting squares on the iMac.

Next question: Why can't there be squares for all platforms?

This is an electronic translation of the Game rules made by Google Translate. I will be going through it to see if there may be any slight language grammar disconnects. If any Forum Staff member sees this and decides it is good enough to use, please feel free to move it to a more appropriate area. I...

This is an electronic translation of the Board rules made by Google Translate. I will be going through it to see if there may be any slight language grammar disconnects. If any Forum Staff member sees this and decides it is good enough to use, please feel free to move it to a more appropriate area. ...

I just accessed the German forum on my PC using 64-bit Windows 10 and Firefox v47.0.

Anything new from your end?