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Esethielle
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13. Nov 2018, 07:53

ohh ok, thanks for the answer AlizAliza ^^
Ellenkeeni
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11. Aug 2019, 15:43

Hello, thanks!
Paizw
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25. Nov 2019, 13:32

I just found this Funny - and thought I'd share! :)


Tom and Anne are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.


One day they go for a walk in their Lampusbindham suburb and all of a sudden a good fairy stands in front of them and says, “You’ve been married for so long and you’re so cute together, I’ll grant you a wish each.”

Anne is beside herself with joy and wishes for a trip to Thailand. Poof – she’s holding two tickets to Thailand and a five-star hotel voucher for two in her hand.

Tom says, “Wow, that’s one chance in a lifetime!” With a side-glance to his wife he says, ”I’m sorry, darling, but I wish I had a wife who is 30 years younger than me!”

“Are you sure?” asks the fairy.

“Yes!” replies Tom without hesitation.

Poof once more – and he’s 90.




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Just saying!
Paizw
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8. Jan 2020, 11:35

The launch

NorthHemisphereAerospaceScientificAgency was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle.

The scientists and engineers checked and double-checked everything to make sure that things were fine.

However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off, not even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.

Finally, Manjit, an Army-General offered to help. The NHASA scientists were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything.

“Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right,” said Manjit in a serious voice. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.

“Bring it back to vertical position,” Manjit added. The engineers did.

“Now start the engines,” instructed Manjit. The rocket took off and flew into space. Everybody thanked and congratulated Manjit and asked him how he knew what to do.

He shook his head matter-of-factly and replied, “It is very simple. This is what we always do with our Bajaj-scooters in Hindia.”
Just saying!
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