Re: Humor 101
Posted: 18. Sep 2017, 05:37
The best divorce
"My dear wife, I write this letter to you to tell you that I leave you forever.I have been a good man for you for 7 years.The last two weeks have been hell ... Your boss called to tell me that you were leaving your job today Last week, you came in and you did not even notice that I had a new haircut I had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching your soap operas. You no longer tell me I love you; you no longer want all that connects us as husband and wife. Anyway, I'm going away forever ...
Your ex-husband.
PS: Do not try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away from West Virginia together! Have a great life! "
"Dear ex-husband, nothing has brightened my day more than receiving your letter, it is true that you and I have been married for seven years, even if a good man is very far from what you have been. I noticed that you had a new haircut last week, but the first thing that came to my mind was "you look like a girl!". And when you cooked my favorite dish, you surely confused me with my sister, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About these silk boxers: I turned away from you, because the $ 49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed for it to be a coincidence, my sister had just borrowed me this sum that morning. After all, I always loved you and felt that we could find a solution. So when I hit the $ 10 million lottery, I left my job and bought 2 tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home, you were gone ... Everything happens for a reason, I suppose . I hope you have the fulfilling life you have always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote me assures me that you do not want to get a penny from me. So take care of yourself.
Signed, your ex-wife, rich as Croesus and free ...
PS: I do not know if I told you before, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope this is not a problem ... "
"My dear wife, I write this letter to you to tell you that I leave you forever.I have been a good man for you for 7 years.The last two weeks have been hell ... Your boss called to tell me that you were leaving your job today Last week, you came in and you did not even notice that I had a new haircut I had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching your soap operas. You no longer tell me I love you; you no longer want all that connects us as husband and wife. Anyway, I'm going away forever ...
Your ex-husband.
PS: Do not try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away from West Virginia together! Have a great life! "
"Dear ex-husband, nothing has brightened my day more than receiving your letter, it is true that you and I have been married for seven years, even if a good man is very far from what you have been. I noticed that you had a new haircut last week, but the first thing that came to my mind was "you look like a girl!". And when you cooked my favorite dish, you surely confused me with my sister, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About these silk boxers: I turned away from you, because the $ 49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed for it to be a coincidence, my sister had just borrowed me this sum that morning. After all, I always loved you and felt that we could find a solution. So when I hit the $ 10 million lottery, I left my job and bought 2 tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home, you were gone ... Everything happens for a reason, I suppose . I hope you have the fulfilling life you have always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote me assures me that you do not want to get a penny from me. So take care of yourself.
Signed, your ex-wife, rich as Croesus and free ...
PS: I do not know if I told you before, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope this is not a problem ... "