Funny Quiz 1

[hegyipasztor]

The police officer Elk8 is sent out to the streets to drive the traffic. He controls his rubber bundle, and he simply evacuates his left eye with him. Savers, hospital, blood, purple eyes... etc. He goes back to his wife Angele' Lee and says,
- I took one of my eyes in my dear morning, so the insurer paid 25,000 forints. If I spit my other eye tomorrow, we can buy a color TV soon enough.

[mapi]

Why did Mapi buy a one brown cow?
To get chocolate milk.

[Inez]

Two roosters were on a roof, the red one lays an egg which way does it roll ? Aeris64 says "Silly girl roosters don't lay eggs."

[williawc]

MzKitt asked, "What is every cat's favorite color??
Nita1 jumped up and replied, "Purrrrrrrple!!"

[ladylizbeth]

Hey Blueani, Which jumps higher one purple building?

Everything... Buildings don't jump.

[thumper]

Biff can 12 bee's fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets.

[Tylady]

Bram, a farmer in the fields with her brown cows, one day she counted 196 of them, but when she rounded them up she had 200.

[PetDragon]

GAME CLOSED

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[PetDragon]

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