"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?"
"Of course the Empire State Building can't jump!" :p
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MazMazzifyMaz
- Herb Witch
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- Joined: 11. Sep 2017, 12:32
- Location: Oz
Question...Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer...Because chickens didn't exist then.
Answer...Because chickens didn't exist then.
There is always a hidden owl in knowledge
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WoadWriter
- Squishem
- Posts: 53
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What did the cop say when the sheepdog robbed the bank?
We'll catch him, he can't be on the lamb forever.
We'll catch him, he can't be on the lamb forever.
A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.
“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist,” suggests the collie.
“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”
Mariz
“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist,” suggests the collie.
“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”
Mariz
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AngelDragonWings
- Cuddle
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- Joined: 12. Dec 2017, 06:19
what is a cat's favourite colour?
purrrrple!
purrrrple!
"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible"
Tenzin Gyatso
Tenzin Gyatso
