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PetDragon
- Defeater of the Shadow
- Posts: 1174
- Joined: 11. Sep 2017, 08:55
- Location: Australia
15. Mar 2018, 07:33
Tell us a joke that has an animal or a colour in it.
Everything in life is magical, including dragons, elves, gnomes and fairies. Enjoy everything!
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Cikala
- Gardener
- Posts: 281
- Joined: 9. Sep 2017, 19:58
- Location: Arlington, WA
15. Mar 2018, 07:48
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway paper bag?
You take the F out of safe, and the F out of way.
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Mel
- Cuddle
- Posts: 301
- Joined: 18. Sep 2015, 16:10
15. Mar 2018, 07:59
DOCTOR:'Did you drink your orange juice after your bath?'
PATIENT:'After drinking the bath I didn't have too much room for the orange juice.'
On the way from school to today, much of my english has been lost, sorry .....
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Zolnai Melinda
- Fearn
- Posts: 145
- Joined: 11. Jul 2017, 12:45
15. Mar 2018, 08:02
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
My english is not good but i try to write to undertstand
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_jamie_
- Squishem
- Posts: 54
- Joined: 20. Feb 2018, 20:00
- Location: Österreich/Austria
15. Mar 2018, 08:08
Why are bees buzzing? Because they can not do the text.
(Warum summen Bienen? Weil sie den Text nicht können.
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Inez
- Fearn
- Posts: 128
- Joined: 20. Jul 2017, 08:27
15. Mar 2018, 08:16
What's black and white and read (red) all over ?
a newspaper
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Dottie S
- Squishem
- Posts: 97
- Joined: 20. Oct 2017, 22:24
15. Mar 2018, 08:42
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? .... The letter F.
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Biff
- Squishem
- Posts: 73
- Joined: 31. Dec 2017, 06:25
15. Mar 2018, 08:43
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Skunks do stink
And so do you!
How do you hide an elephant in a tree?
Paint his toe nails green and red
(so he hides in the apple tree the toes look like apples)
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Bagzoo
- Fearn
- Posts: 142
- Joined: 21. Oct 2017, 02:01
