SURPRISE !!!! 8

[Icefairy2]

two neighbours meet.
one says: " your dog bit my mother in law"
"oh" said the other " now you want compensation for injuries suffered?"
"NO" said the other, "I want to buy the dog......"

[sylvannaro]

The bear meets the eagles.
The eagles dove from the high sky and plan to the ground.
What are you doing here?
Not seen?! bungee jumping!
I want it, too, "said the bear.
They take him with them and let go.
Halfway: Oh, what cool are you bear, doing bungee jumping without the rope!

[eveningstar]

playing as suprima

What is Black, White and Red all over?
A sunburnt panda

[kaz]

What is the snake’s favorite subject?


Hiss-story

[jadeidris]

What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?


Blue cheese!

[Stormöga 1]

Hello!
Here is a bad one:

What is jumping in the trees and is red, blue and white?
Answer: A norvegian sqiurrel.

Sorry, I am not good at that kind of jokes.

[Stormöga 1]

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?"
"Of course the Empire State Building can't jump!" :p

I like that one!

[Taevamanna]

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

[v@sia]

What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?
Use a pen!!

[mapi]

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"