SURPRISE !!!! 8

[misstic56]

what do u get when u cross a horse with a zebra?
zehorse

[meme1]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no eye-deer

[Cecili]

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Furrari

[spfxmup]

Where do you put barking dogs?

A barking lot!

[LuluMoon]

Lol I laughed so hard while reading all these jokes. Good event, I like!!! *thumbs up*


Why are gold fish orange?
The water makes them rusty!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe! Breathe!

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.

[Azreah]

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

[Kity Moonshadow]

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

[Angele' Lee]

Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line

[Seamist]

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted.

[Rhiathynn]

What do you give a pig with a rash?
-Oinkment.