SURPRISE !!!! 8

[Sanfordnc]

While looking at a sign displayed by the Red Cross, it read,
You must weigh at least 120 pounds to donate blood.
I heard the person reading the sign say, "I guess I better loose allot of weight."

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?


It gets toad away.

[Rita G.]

What do you get from a pampered cow?
spoiled milk

[sweetpickles]

PURPLE is my Favourite Color!

I like it more than BLUE and RED combined.

[fluffdragon]

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words.

[April525]

My husband told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

[karenrollins]

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

[Mac Inat'r]

Got one..

What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?

Blue cheese!

[Arialedwin]

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

[LisaMae]

A man finds a lamp in the trash and takes it home to clean it up. A genie pops out and says you have one wish.
The man smiles and stated I wish for a Million Bucks.
Puff 1 million bucks started charging thru the neighborhood.