Funny Quiz 1

[Icefairy2]

icefairy ordered a bright pink sofa online and when it was deliverd, two men wanted to carry it to the eights floor of the house, as the elevator was far to small for that bright pink sofa.
So they had to use the stairs.
On top one man said to the other:
i have good and bad news.
the good news is: we finally reached the 8.th floor
the bad news is: we are in the wrong house

[moonchild]

Q: What's white but turns red?
A: One embarrassed Moonchild !

I know I suck at telling jokes lol

Moonchild

[ElsjeFiederelsje]

A brown bear had to serve in the army as a secretary but didn't want to go. Zukabuka adviced him loosing all his 5 teeth so he wouldn't be understood speaking on the phone - so he would be no good as a secretary.
Bear thought that was a splendid idea and went to the dentist before going to the examination.
He came home crying. Zukabuka asked: What is wrong - do they want you as a secretary?
Bear: snif snif Nooooh
Zukabuka: Than the plan worked out. Why aren't you happy?
Bear: duy did nt ant me nt caus im nt sp sp speeekng raait....
Zukabuka: Huh? Oh It isn't that they did not want you because of your speach.... Ok ....
Bear: duy sad aai'm tooooo fat snif snif

[Ciarianne]

One day the teacher saw 2 girls in the playground one of them was upset she said to the other why is she so Blue? Ciarianne replied she can't help it her name is Blueberrygirl.

[jadeidris]

hey Shawnee, what do you call a 10-legged red creature?
Shawnee: "I don't know. what do you call a 10-legged red creature?
Me: I don't know either but there is one crawling on your shoulder.

[Aeris64]

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around
the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly
observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night),
flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles.
At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the blue and red flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer
indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station
this breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

I doubt it," said Rick3, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Sorry Rick3! I hit your name first!

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Yesterday I saw a Lisa Mae spill all her Scrabble letters on the road. I asked her, “What’s the word on the street?”


tomc60025

[Seamist]

Mazzify : How do you lose $400 gambling at a $2 blackjack table?

Seamist : Patience

[1Shaluv1]

1Shaluv1 asked her what they thought was the dark forces favorite colorwas and they answered JetBlack

[Esethielle]

Two men are in a bar and discuss:
- Where were you born ?
- In Tours ...
- Oh! Me too !! And in what maternity?
- That of the red cross ...
- Me too !! And what day?
- October 5, 1970 ...
- Oh ! Me too ! We are the same ! That's crazy !
A third man enters the bar and asks the bartender:
- Then Cyrus, what's up?
- No, nothing new. The twins are still drunk.