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TELL A JOKE..It must have A COLOUR and A NUMBER and the NAME OF A PLAYER in it.


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Two red Firefish in a tank, one called Aeris64 and the other called PetDragon. Aeris64 turns to PetDragon and says: „Do you know how to drive this?“

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up at 10am on a grey Saturday morning?
A: He said, "Where am I,Seamist ?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

TELL A JOKE..It must have A COLOUR and A NUMBER and the NAME OF A PLAYER in it.



mad hatter was having a party. he invited three friends: dormouse, cheshire cat, and alice. they had lovely cakes and cookies, some that had red sprinkles on them ... but suddenly dormouse was not happy with the party. mad hatter asked dormouse what was wrong.... he said he wanted some TITOU.....

Shawnee and John are sitting in their backyard, enjoying the evening. Suddenly they see two parrots in their pecan trees, eating the nuts. Shawnee says, "ooh John, someone's birds are up in our tree, lets get them and bring them back". So John gets the ladder and a net and climbs up. When he comes back down, the red parrot is in the net. Shawnee says , "climb back up and get the other one". John replies, "no way, the green one needs a few more days, he is not ripe yet".

A COLOUR and A NUMBER and the NAME OF A PLAYER in it.

knock knock
Whose there
moon
which 1 azur or ruby
neither I am lulumoon.

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Meme1, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked her: “Meme1, how many times have you seen a red duck?"

Young Meme1 replied with “Zero, the same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella."

Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked Rick3, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Well," Julie6 responded , "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Lapin and Yoda were.

If Andreja had 4 green apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 red apples and 7 oranges in the other hand, what would she had?
Veeery larg hands.