A Goblin & A Troll

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Saphira47
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23. Mar 2019, 19:43

I inform them that it is their lucky day and that if they are patient a little bit and trust me they would not regret it because I am a bit witch at my hours. I take the apple and cut it in 2. I take half for the Goblin and turn it into a sumptuous maple-glazed wild boar meal with magnificent potatoes cooked in juice and good roasted vegetables. The troll who felt the wonderful smokes was jealous and asked me to make him appear the same meal. :mrgreen:
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Tylady
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23. Mar 2019, 20:06

You are hiking in a beautiful forest and come across a Goblin and a Troll fighting over the last rotten apple on the forest floor.

Now they are both looking at you with very hungry eyes! :o To save yourself you have to make each of them a personal, tasty, amazing meal that will taste better to them then you would and fill up their empty tummies.

Well, I am not sure a Troll and a Goblin would have enough patience for me to stop to cook anything, and I do not guess that they would be picky on what I gave them as they are fighting over a rotten apple.

I all of a sudden see a wild turkey out of the corner of my eye, I throw the knife I was carrying to cut down the plants in my garden, rush over, grab the turkey, butcher it quickly while backing up as I see the pair of them approaching me. I cut it half, throw them each one of the halves and pray they start to eat it and don't chase after me. Luck is on my side, they both grab the turkey pieces and begin to tear into it. I decide to run then while they are distracted rather than wait to see if the turkey has the same affect on them as it appears to have on us at Thanksgiving!
fluffdragon
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23. Mar 2019, 22:45

Literature depicts Trolls as ornery, often dangerous and preferring to stay far from humans.

Goblins are supernatural beings thought to be malevolent to people.

Therefore, I would give the Goblin my cooler with a 6 pack of Bud Light Lime beer and a quart size container of Green Goblin cocktail drink.

I would then bake a Moon Apple Pie for the Troll.
Rita G.
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23. Mar 2019, 23:20

For the Goblin I would prepare a whole hog stuffed with green apples and onions on an open fire pit and serve it with a side of fried green tomatoes. For the Troll I would prepare a flock of stuffed wild turkeys served with gravy and mashed potatoes.
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AngelDragonWings
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24. Mar 2019, 01:20

fish and chips and apple pie
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williawc
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24. Mar 2019, 02:25

Well, if I am hiking in the forest I must be going to or coming from my camp site...

I would pull out my dutch-oven & cast iron skillets and get to work!!
We'd start with biscuits and gravy. Sausage from a wild hog, garnished with wild onions and mint and maybe some pine needle tea to wash it down.
There would be berry jam/jelly for the extra biscuits... or maybe a fruit cup filled with pine-nuts, goose berries, black & raspberries, and even some wild strawberries.
Next would be wild roasted pheasant with wild mushrooms and a flower salad made of wild garlic-chive for a kick, and rose pedals, nasturtium, yarrow, and Rose of Sharron blooms this would topped off with some maple water (not quite syrup yet).
Finally I'd prepare moose... With a wild sage, onion and Sun Choke roots and a fiddle head and blueberry salad

And at about this point some dwarfs, a hobbit & a wizard would stop by & help be out of a bad situation!! And we'd have the feast all to ourselves!! They'd even invite me along on their quest... but I have other plans and dragons to tend to!!
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Sha
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24. Mar 2019, 13:45

Lucky for me I was the way to grandmas house and and have a whole basket of goodies with me, Grandmas favorite is roast chicken and apple pie and that is what I give them. A full tummy makes both creatures into little pussy cats and both escort me to grandmas where they enjoy seconds
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25. Mar 2019, 01:32

Game closed. Prize is 300 moon mice
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26. Mar 2019, 18:55

Prize has been delivered. Thank you for playing. :D
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